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hi im kalei, wanna be pals

Final Fantasy 7 Cloud Strife

aleenaxd:


#is this a scarecrow or a scarepeople

i am groot

rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”

portablemiah:

American History textbooks more like

Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and The Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes A Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

shuckl:

DEPLOYING BUN

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rnushroom:

waiting for someone to text back likeimage

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you